The DP Slashfic Drinking Game.

The DP Slashfic Drinking Game.


To be used (at least fairly responsibly) with the story of your choice. With coke or milk, naturally ;)


Take One Sip:

•  If somebody cries (If the top cries - finish your glass)
• Any time any top shows wilful loss of memory ("What did I say about....")
• Any time the brat breaks/loses/forgets/throws an item.
• Any time a pet appears.
• Whenever the cast go near a cabin
• Any time anyone gets swatted. (one sip per swat)
• Any time someone curses
• Any time the top uses any form of pet name.
• Any time anyone puts on pyjamas or has a shower (one sip each)
• Whenever anyone heats soup
• Whenever anyone eats chocolate or drinks coke.

Take two:

• Any time someone gets stood in a corner/mouth soaped out/sent to bed.
• Any time someone gets their temperature taken (If they get the full monty temperaturewise, finish the glass)
• Any time the brat hits anyone
• Any time two or more brats have an argument. (probably safest sticking to two sips per entire argument)
• Any time a top counts (if they get to three and don't act immediately then glasses DOWN- the last person with their glass down buys the next round.)
• If a couple manage to fit sex into the plot. (Since implicit sex is virtually mandatory, you may need a referee to call this. If it's explicit sex, finish the glass)

Take three:

• Any time there's a spanking (If there isn't a spanking, drink the whole damn bottle)
• Any time the top comes up with an argument that makes the brat realise he's been wrong all along
• Any time the brat has a terrific justification for his actions that the top shoots full of holes. (Metaphorically. If the top actually shoots the brat, become teetotal.)
• Whenever anyone has a flash-back.
• Any time someone's ex pops up
• Any time the cast go fishing
• Any time a pet, friend or relative dies a tragic death

Drink the whole glass:

• If the top asks the brat if he wants a spanking
• If the brat explains any part of the plot to the cat or the dog
• If anything burns down, blows up, floods or involves a ghost.
• If after a long discussion, the top apologises for being wrong, takes a couple of aspirin and orders take out.
• If the top bursts into tears and wants to go bowling instead

Head for the bar and finish the stock:

• If the brat asks the top if he wants a spanking, or worse still, administers it.