The DP Slashfic Drinking Game.
To be used (at least fairly responsibly) with the story of your choice. With coke or milk, naturally ;)
Take One Sip:
- If somebody cries (If the top cries - finish your glass)
- Any time any top shows wilful loss of memory ("What did I say about....")
- Any time the brat breaks/loses/forgets/throws an item.
- Any time a pet appears.
- Whenever the cast go near a cabin
- Any time anyone gets swatted. (one sip per swat)
- Any time someone curses
- Any time the top uses any form of pet name.
- Any time anyone puts on pyjamas or has a shower (one sip each)
- Whenever anyone heats soup
- Whenever anyone eats chocolate or drinks coke.
- Any time someone gets stood in a corner/mouth soaped out/sent to bed.
- Any time someone gets their temperature taken (If they get the full monty temperaturewise, finish the glass)
- Any time the brat hits anyone
- Any time two or more brats have an argument. (probably safest sticking to two sips per entire argument)
- Any time a top counts (if they get to three and don't act immediately then glasses DOWN- the last person with their glass down buys the next round.)
- If a couple manage to fit sex into the plot. (Since implicit sex is virtually mandatory, you may need a referee to call this. If it's explicit sex, finish the glass)
- Any time there's a spanking (If there isn't a spanking, drink the whole damn bottle)
- Any time the top comes up with an argument that makes the brat realise he's been wrong all along
- Any time the brat has a terrific justification for his actions that the top shoots full of holes. (Metaphorically. If the top actually shoots the brat, become teetotal.)
- Whenever anyone has a flash-back.
- Any time someone's ex pops up
- Any time the cast go fishing
- Any time a pet, friend or relative dies a tragic death
Drink the whole glass:
- If the top asks the brat if he wants a spanking
- If the brat explains any part of the plot to the cat or the dog
- If anything burns down, blows up, floods or involves a ghost.
- If after a long discussion, the top apologises for being wrong, takes a couple of aspirin and orders take out.
- If the top bursts into tears and wants to go bowling instead
Head for the bar and finish the stock:
- If the brat asks the top if he wants a spanking, or worse still, administers it.