Conditional upon convenience at all times
no refunds, no guarantees, no soap, no corners, see small print
What's mine is mine
What's my top's is mine.
(And whatever I can slide into the cart and get through checkout without him knowing.... is mine)
If I say so it must be right
If I want it, it must be right
If I like it, it must be right
And I need it
(and if my top says no, then my civil rights have been violated)
What I say goes.
What my tops says goes… in one ear and out the other.
If I do not have it with me, yet want it, buying another is a perfectly
If someone else has it in my house, it is mine.
If I see it first, it's mine.
If it's yours, and you put it down, it becomes mine.
If it's yours, I probably don't want it anyway
Anything in my vicinity may be mine. Please check before touching and allow time for a decision to be made.
If I can't have it, I definitely want it.
If you can't have it, that's only fair.
We are aware you are due a turn, which will come right after mine. Please enjoy the hold music while you wait.